Trashy Celebrity Trash-Talk: Hollywood vs Sarah Palin

If there is one thing that really makes me feel better about myself, it is reading political opinions of celebrities. I may be broke but at least I am not an idiot. Of all the people, in all the world to bitch about politics, it is always the ones with the most money who decide to invoke their freedom of speech to make asinine statements on politics.

Hollywood has singlehandedly made 'celebrity' synonymous with 'hypocrisy'. In recent weeks, we have heard from the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, and Pamela Anderson on the wretchedness of Vice Presidential hopeful, Sarah Palin.

Everyone is entitled to give their opinion, that is the great thing about this country, but seriously, Lindsay Lohan? I honestly didn't think she gave her opinion on anything other than cocaine quality or endowment size, so to hear her make a political comment was a touch surprising. “I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place,” said Lohan on her MySpace blog. Sorry, Miss Lohan, but I don't think that is the real problem. A bigger problem is why people pay attention to anything that you say.

Madonna joined the Palin-bashing fray by publicly declaring that she wants to "kick her ass" and soliciting to “get that bitch out of here”. I must admit, that is a very good point to bring up Madonna. That was an intelligent and well informed proclamation as to why Sarah Palin is unworthy of being second in command. Why don't you go put some more cones on your boobs, or, perhaps you could just find another mystical religion to spend your time on. When it comes to making prudent decisions, I trust Madonna to make them about as much as I trust those black & white tabloid magazines.

Madonna did, however, go on to say that, “It’s nothing personal” and “I love her soul”. I really cannot comment any further on that because my brain is unable to operate under such high levels of retarded logic.

Speaking of retarded logic, Pamela Anderson upped her moron status a month ago by making a cliched bimbo quote in regards to Palin. Anderson used her large breasts to say, "I can't stand her. She can suck it". I am convinced that her breasts make all her decisions for her since they are the only things that get her any work. Also, does anyone else find it humorous that she said, "she can suck it"? It is the complete opposite of ironic, and that, in and of itself makes me laugh.

I suppose that is a part of being a celebrity-- saying fatuous things just because they can. But for God's sake, can someone please say something somewhat intelligent? It really isn't so much to ask. I guess that no matter how much money you have, it never exempts you from making a complete ass of yourself.

Go figure.