Drinky-Talky

I lost my watch for two weeks
Only to find it in a shoe…
Which was in a shoe box.
Inebriation establishes the definitive daredevil,
Spurring the most random acts of honesty,
And stupidity.
Is taking a shot of urine an imprudent offense?
Only if you have a soul and a brain.
One I was born without,
The other I traded for the ability to,
Accomplish unconscionable acts.
Beer-muscles are too clichéd.
Beer-goggles-- too much of a lie.
Loquaciousness is my weapon of choice.
The drink doesn’t magnify it,
It simply changes the flavor.
To speak in ignorance to inhibitions--
Without comprehension of its effects,
Is the most sincere from of candor.
And often gets me slapped.